Under a Blue Colorado Sky

This is a song that woke me from sleep the other day at 4:00 AM. It was written and given life by 9:00, recorded from the desk in my living room by 9:00 the next morning and then uploaded to www.acidplanet.com. You can hear it by searching for my name under "artists." It's a song based on some e-mail conversations with a friend from my Camp David days (he's the one on the right). He went into law enforcement, I went into an office. He's been attacked by knife-wielding assailants, run through forest fires, and stared down the barrels of hostile guns. Sure, I've had my share of staple puncture wounds and paper cuts, especially the ones on my tongue from licking envelopes, but...

they don't write songs about bureaucrats.


Under a Blue Colorado Sky

Youthful dreams of a place in the sun, we all had them, and the dreams took us places
We could never imagine the things we would see or the fun and the smiling faces
We donned green uniforms in the last of our teens and we trained hard for country and Corps
Then most of us climbed down The Hill where it seemed that our lives couldn't wait any
more...

I put down the green and I picked up the blue
Colorado prepared me for peace
But I found that the peace of the Rockies was hard
It's an undeclared war at the least

I've had to run through the flames of man's fire
Nearly 200 feet they just couldn't get higher
And it nearly came right down to the wire
Under a blue Colorado sky

I'll never forget that terrible day
When I heard the voice on my radio say
That the Columbine kids were being killed as they prayed
Under a blue Colorado sky

I can't put into words that you might understand
There's no way to convey what I see
So I'll look to the heavens, I'll look to the birds
And let the silence of the winds speak for me

A chopper crash once took some men
Among the dead was a special friend
He went down in the trees then he rose again
Under a blue Colorado sky

And my good friend died of a gunshot heart
His wife raises six kids alone
A bullet's bite from some fool's jealous spite
Left him cold as the Columbine stone

I've seen men suffer and I've seen them die
Babies too while their momma's cry
But the saddest thing is to say good-bye
Under a blue Colorado sky

Now I don't ask questions, I don't ask why
I just trust that when God says it's my turn to die
That he'll grant me the grace to say good-bye
Under a blue Colorado sky
Under a blue Colorado sky

The Patriot Bowl

I can't get it out of my head. I wish I could, but I can't. It's been three weeks since America the Beautiful, the National Anthem, the military color guard, the Navy Blue Angels fly-by and of course, the Super Bowl. And yes, it was an outstanding contest. Let's forget that I had to leave the game with five minutes left and that it was by all accounts the best five minutes of football all year. Whatever, I'm over it. No, what I can't seem to shake off is, of all things, the coin toss.I thought it to be the most portentous coin toss I've ever seen.

Did you notice it?

General Petraus flipped it from the fifty yard line. He looked so small standing there in his best green smile and his dress green uniform, all jangly and medally, next to the gathered gridiron heroes on either side. Who knows, if Pat Tillman hadn't joined the Army maybe he would've been there in Cardinal red next to the smiling little general. But he wasn't there. He was just dead, accidentally shot by his own men, as it turns out, after the media finally water-boarded the Army into confessing. The coin looked oversized and heavy, perched on the 4-star thumb, and it launched with greater effort than usual, I thought. Heads. Tails. Some live, some die. The coin flopped lazily through the stadium air like a fat girl being thrown from a horse, and plopped onto the turf with the same dull thud that my daughter's hamster makes when he drops off the top bars of his cage. Or the same sound a gut-shot soldier makes when he flops onto the dirt.

But it's getting better, isn't it?

Isn't that why the general was smiling at the big game?

I met a sergeant the other day just back from Iraq. He was an EOD guy, a bomb defuser, and he was jumpy as a cat, worse than me. I mean, I flinched the other night while opening a package of flour tortillas. A soft package, it was, not crinkly and hard like you get with cheese doodles, and I don't even have a reason to BE that way. But trust me, this sergeant would have jumped at tortillas dropping onto a bed of cotton balls. So I asked him: How's it going over there? He shook his head and grimaced as he made that universal symbol of uncertainty, mensa-mensa, with his hand, the one that looks like you're flipping fresh tortillas from off a sun-beaten rock in Iraq. Where grimacing generals belong...

Trodden Down

Well 3:30 comes and I can't sleep
Just another dance all alone in the deep
With a woman I don't know
Guess I'll reap what I sow

Now my friend Jack Daniels has a shot for me
And I'll chase it down with a beer or three
While I sit in a room where I can't see

Yeah, I know...

Now it could be God but it could be him
Yeah it's hard to tell when the light is dim
Like a Sunday morn without no hymn
It feels cold

It's not what I planned when I signed on the line
I'm a man nearly right nearly half the time
But the boss don't care about my feeble mind
He says "Grow...grow...grow...grow!"

Trodden down, rocks, thorns and weeds
These are the obstacles for the seeds
Though you're never alone with the one who feeds your soul

Trodden down, rocks, thorns and weeds
These are the things that kill the seeds
No you're never alone with the one who feeds on your soul

Old travel slides make it all so clear
Through the images from another year
And the mellow word from another beer
I've gone cold

Like the windblown snow from my mind's frontier
I gotta shovel fast to get outta' here
Don't think I'm gonna last another year
It's so cold, cold, cold, cold

Trodden down, rocks, thorns and weeds
These are the obstacles for the seeds
Though you're never alone with the one who feeds your soul

Trodden down, rocks, thorns and weeds
These are the things that kill the seeds
No you're never alone with the one who feeds on your soul

Scripts at night help me get to sleep
Coffee in the day helps my mind to keep
Me just moving on up that slope
So rough and steep

I'm not gonna earn my pay today
I'm gonna sit there and think about yesterdays
And all the friends who have helped me along the way
As I go

Now my sock's on fire cuz the heater's close
I best stop 'fore they say it was an overdose
I know they'll blame the Jack before my morning toast
Yeah I know, know, know, know...

Trodden down, rocks, thorns and weeds
These are the parables of the seeds
But you're never alone with the one who feeds your soul

Trodden down, rocks, thorns and weeds
These are the parables of the seeds
No you're never alone with the one who feeds your soul

Ambushed

I just went to the doctor for my annual physical. They tend to be nice visits, these physicals, at least in my memory. There's more chatting than usual, more time set aside for real sit-downs with the harried HMO shamans. Mine is an attractive, pleasant, middle-aged woman with a bubbly name to match her personality. She's watched over me for many years now, trying futilely, it seems, to figure out what's wrong. I think we both know it's all in my head but we play this little game periodically and then go about our business for another year, or until there's a new outcropping of oddity.

I was really looking forward to this particular physical. We had fasting blood work to review, and the hope that maybe, just maybe, the hard evidence would finally show itself, the proof that I'm not just imagining the aches, pains, fatigue, and sleeplessness. The doctor's assistant smiled and led me back to the examination room, recording my height and weight along the way. Holding steady. That's good. Nice and easy, just the way I like it. She hands me a robe and tells me to put it on while I wait for the doctor. It crosses my mind to put it on over my clothes because this is just a physical, after all, but the doctor's helper helps dispel that assumption: "Down to your underwear." Ooookay. Yes. Alllrighhtty. Wasn't expecting this, thought she was just gonna take my blood pressure, listen to my breathing, and chat with me. Nice and easy. I start going through the mental checklist. First on the list, of course, is underwear. Is it clean? Yes. Good, thank God. Okay, ears. Have I cleaned them lately? Ehh, not sure, but shouldn't be too bad. Fingernails? Check. Uh-oh, socks. Are these the holey ones? Look down. Outstanding, not brand new but reasonably fresh. Nice. Get to preserve my dignity. Crap, what about toe jam? I've been meaning to clean those nails and now look where I'm at. Maybe she'll forget. I'll leave my socks on. Yeah, she'll probably forget. Nothing going on down there anyway.

I grab an old copy of Southern Living and hop up onto the exam table. Yummmm, there's no cooking like southern cooking. Look at those beau... "Hey Dwight, how's it going!" Ahh, that's more like it. A friendly visit, then back home to the kids. One of the first things she does is remove my socks and carefully examine my feet. I cringe and try to look away. Then she shoves the little headlight thing in my ears: "You have a little wax buildup going on. There are some over-the-counter products that work well for that." Translation: Ever hear of a Q-tip? Use one, honey. Okay, my bust, but I can handle that. I have small orifices anyway, prob'ly haven't grossed anybody out yet. Then she tells me to lay back and drop 'em, but by now I'm expecting the hernia check, so no biggie there either. Here's where it gets dicey: I'm expecting to pull up and re-group when she tells me just to roll over on my left side. Well, that's odd, I thought, but I do have scoliosis so maybe she's going to check my back. She smiles and starts asking me about my future, what I want to do in the years ahead with Jennifer, my wife. I always get a little dreamy-eyed when that topic comes up because Jen and I have been raising five children for the last 21 years and we're both looking forward to wonderful new vistas someday. As I face the blank wall and picture New Mexico I hear squishing sounds but I'm not putting two and two together yet. I feel her lift my right loaf and tell me to relax, but that's like when you bring your dog to the vet and they lift the dog's downward-curled tail in order to check its backside. You know what's coming but the dog doesn't, and you can't help but feel bad for him, ya know? Aay yay yay, next thing I know my sanctum is being violated and all I can think about is long, sharp fingernails. Yeah, she's wearing gloves, but man, ever see cat's claws go through leather furniture? It goes on for what feels like days though I'm sure it was only hours, and then the sudden rush of liberation. It's nice to be free but when she hands me a large package of moist towlettes I feel dirty, used, like a skanky, back-seat cheerleader after the "big game's" done. She tells me I'm fine and then moves off to another patient. Or lunch, maybe, who knows. I hope not. But as I dress in muted shame I know there's something I'm supposed to make of this but I just can't put my finger on it, if you will.

Days go by in turmoil as I search for meaning. I can't look at my wife or kids. I sleep in a narrow slot on the floor by the side of the bed, curled up with the dog next to the baseboard radiator in dreamless, restless sleep. And then it comes, as awakenings often do, in a brilliant flash of insight from beyond my own understanding. Joe Biden is preparing to take the oath of office. I rush back to the office television to catch a glimpse of this momentous moment in U.S. history. Just as I scuttle into the doorway the camera flicks over to catch Dick Cheney in the last moments of his regency being pushed out of the Capitol rotunda in a wheelchair, looking every bit the part of Dr. Strangelove. Don't you see it? The anal-ogy is beautiful: eight years ago we dreamt of a kinder, gentler America and a more "dignified" American president. And while we were dreaming, the smirking man in the ^%$#*$&% wheelchair rammed it up our #%&$* and then rushed out to do other things as we lay on our stained bedsheets wondering what the hell just happened!

Yes, now you see it. Glad I could be of ass-istance...

Waiting For The Other Shoe

I've spent most of my half-life so far waiting for the other shoe to drop. God's shoe. From high, high above, crashing down on my head with every warning imaginable. It will be a boot, likely. Hard and heavy, like a motorcycle boot. But there are other options, other shoes to drop, I suppose. God's probably got a whole closet full, like some rich, suburban housewife all jammed up with emotional issues: the red pumps of war, the green flats of greed, the brown oxfords of disease, and of course the big black boots of "You're screwed." I'm afraid of all of them, to be honest. Jen says I'm crazy, that life is good. I decide to test her. I trudge down the hall to my room, dripping January's slush on the white carpet. Taking one boot off, I set it by the edge of the bed and lay down, one boot off and one boot on, thinking about shoes, and God, and how I hate winter. Then I take the sole remaining boot off and dangle it over the side of the bed. It feels as if I hold the power of the entire world, all the destinies of men and shoes, between the thumb and forefinger of my right hand. I wonder what will happen if I drop it, if the other shoe finally drops, the "47 years of dreading" wet winter boot. This must be like what Robert Oppenheimer felt as he prepared to light the fuse on the first atomic bomb. Would the fission run endlessly until it consumed the whole world? Was this the ultimate size 12 black biker's boot of "You're Screwed" that was about to go off? Back then there were lots of people who needed to be killed in a hurry, so Bob closed his eyes, pinched up his face, turned his head, and lit the match, hoping for the best. It all worked out okay, except for the citizens of Hiroshima. For them this really WAS the big black boot of "You're Screwed." As I pondered this horror, lost deep in thought, gravity completed its unseen work and the boot fell to earth. I went cold and fetal, waiting for the blast wave and the mushroom cloud that was sure to follow. Instead, the boot just clunked onto my carpet and fell over on its side, unmoving, like a pulled, dead leather turtle.

I guess my wife was right. Life must be good...

Oh God, Christmas

Orion's belt is tightening
and the men of earth gasp
at the frightening onset of winter.

The very stars themselves constrict
as we constipate in our anxiety.
Christmas be damned,

There isn't time.

Christmas. A short season of hope, poinsettias and pines. Why not rather oak? Or dried, gathered grasses? But pine have we, and plastic, and relatives in tight places, dried, bound in pews, watched over by the Christmas shepherd of souls. He would gather us into his arms with all the others if we would let him. But wayward sheep am I, leading my little flock astray, away from the one, away from Jerusalem, away from Rome, away from home, away to stay, alone. A religion of smiles, a showing of teeth, a hiding of hearts, unable to think, or breath, or pray. Church is the last place I want to be when I don't want to be anywhere with anyone, and Christmas Eve is worst. My back is deep into spasm on the oaken bench and all I want is a soft chair and a cold Christmas lager. The bells compete with the tumpets, the trumpets compete with the cantor, the cantor competes with the congregants, the congregants compete with the organ, and the organ crushes speech as it thunders from above the seats and drowns the mindless sheeping bleats and bares me to the bones.

"Merry Christmas," yes, but all I want for Christmas is to smash the fine Italian creche and set fire to the poinsettias. I stare longingly at Christ upon the cross, nails through feet and hands, and I feel his pain in chatter's dross that blares like marching bands as we reminisce with those we see all throughout the year. Why? Why today? Why here? Why now? Polka-dot dress, white Ostrich-feather hat-lady snaps me from thought as she leads us in prayer: "Lord, get us the hell out of here..." We miss the gift of Father's post-sabbatical homily as he confesses his middle-age doubts and anxieties because Dana is choking Blaise with his new Christmas tie and little Chase enters into a violent passion all his own, grimacing, squirming, begging to leave the pew, and for what? For his father in the cry-room with Carter? For poop? For his own kindergarten sabbatical? Oh, take me with you young man, I will follow where you lead, from the blessed gathering, here on Christmas Eve. I am dancing on the white-hot stage of heresy while God is stuck inside of me like old shrapnel that's lodged too close to my heart. It cannot be removed...

DATELINE: HARARE- 12/25/08- Maybe I'll just go sit in the slush and wait for hypothermia. I try to picture the church, the beautiful church, all riddled with bullets, her colorful panes laying in shards on the wrecked floor under a gaping hole in the roof where a bomb finally let the light in. The pews are all gone, ripped out for firewood, as is the altar, the heavy wooden doors, and the cross of Christ himself. In their place- a void, a tragic, unnecessary void, sprinkled with the scattered coughs of those crying out to the God of Zimbabwe as cholera ravages the faithful, awaiting a savior. Oily black clouds of burning lectern blow throw the sanctuary like shadows at dusk. It could happen. It did happen. It will happen

That Look

It was cold and gray as an old witch's tit in the wake of an ice storm, and I was on my way to City Hall for death certificates. Off to my right the Hudson churned southward in angry, muddy slabs, jostling and pushing their way to the sea as a squad of imperial crows waited in ambush just ahead. From their position in the upper branches of a small oak they squawked and threatened with unusual vigor even for their kind. Normally skittish by nature, they held their tree like a lynch mob as I cautiously approached on the footpath. There, little more than an arms length from my face, a very large Red Tail hawk glared down at me with a ferocity and hatred that can only come from fresh kill and hot blood. Powerful talons pinning a pigeon to the branch on which he hulked, the hawk had torn open the dove's belly and was feasting on its innards. Harassed mercilessly by the crows just over his head, he now had to contend with a human intruder from below. He was not happy with my face. There we stood, frozen, facing each other for a long moment in a surreal snapshot of Troy life, when the predator suddenly flew off across the river with his slaughtered prey. The tormenting crows dove at him the entire way before finally turning back on the far shore, satisfied to have driven him off into Green Island.

And then it hit me:

I'd seen that same look just an hour before, at my work, at my very cubicle! Seated at my desk, sipping coffee peacefully in the contentedness of government employment in winter, a younger co-worker had stopped by in a state of extreme agitation. Looming over me as she leaned on the low wall of my cube, I looked up innocently as she detailed the acute anxiety she'd been experiencing in the aftermath of a new migraine medication she was taking: "And so, I'm like standing in line at the post office, waiting to mail a letter, when all of a sudden I just get this monster panic attack! The sweat is just like pouring off of me, ya know, and I feel like everyone's just looking at me, angry because I'm like not shuffling forward fast enough or something. It was soooo random! So I go home and tell Tim, and you know what he says? You know what he says? 'Ah, you just need a good nipple-tweaking.' A nipple-tweaking! Can you believe it???"

You must understand, Tim is large. He's burly, a man's man. He drinks mid-level European imports for his beer. He renovates things. My God, he snowplows. What danger could he possibly be in! I, on the other hand, am just a bureaucrat approaching fifty, with a choice to make, a horrible, terrible choice to make. I wanted to back up slowly, as I thought to do later that morning, thinking all the while, "Just let me keep my face...," but I can't. The casters on my ergonomic chair bump up against a miniature file cabinet behind me, and there is no escape. I can feel my insides turning all soft and vulnerable, like moist Christmas date balls. Nature gets the better of me though, and I laugh. Out loud.

And then the look. That fearsome, ancient visage of furrowed brow over designer frames, a look that can only come from the deep bowels of tired young motherhood and misunderstood hormones. The exact, same look the great feathered hunter would later stab me with. The huntress stared down at me for a long moment, unspeaking, and then flew off to her own lonely place on the far side of our pod cluster. As for me, I breathed a large sigh of relief before heading for the urinal, thinking how brave Tim must be, extraordinarily grateful that I didn't say what immediately came to mind at the moment of impact: "Yeah, that IS crass. I would never have suggested such a thing as nipple-tweaking. Most times a woman just needs a little whack on the ass..."